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Stay FABULOUS!!!

Summer Summer Summer!!! :D

OMG!!! Summer is coming soon and that means Sierra will be out of school which means she can spend more time at home which means more free time which means in between her basket ball, singing, volleyball, running and swimming she will find more time for ME!!! Yep, now that summer is coming Sierra will be even busier than she is right now!!! Well good thing I'm on that LONG list of things she has to do everyday! ;) Anyways I have questions for you!!! Yes, you my followers and viewers! You guys are going to blog about your summer plans! Have fun everyone! My Summer Wish List:
Groomer trips (weekly)
Agility (daily)
Photo shoots (hourly) Lol ;D
My Chewy Bones (mealy)
Massage (Daily)
Brushing (Daily)
Walks (Daily)
Tanning while Sierra is at the pool trying to get me in Days (Weekly)
Don't Worry Blogging (Weekendly)
Cat chasing (Dyno does that I pay him with a kiss)
Grammy House Trips (weekly)
Oh, yeah I almost forgot SHOPPING!!! (Monthly)
Now I will explain my FABULOUS list!

First off my coat deserves extra attention!

Ya 25$ worth?

Sierra? Oh Hi is it really that much?

YES!!! I am NOT going to pay that much
do you know how much that is for a
weekly visit?

NO WAY I'm allergic to MATH!!!
Anyways, I am looking forward to the agility practice. I still have a fear of heights. That A-Ramp is a death trap in ramp form! OK, next photo shoots ya I'm going to need some photos of me to you know autograph. I'll put them on the blog too! Then my chewy bones, that somebody hasn't bought yet!

Um, Hello I'm not out of school yet then the only thing I'm buying for a long time is Summer Wear!

What am I supposed to do?!? Walk into the store alone and say Hello yes I would like to buy these dog treats with my owners money!

No... It'll be your money! Plus Pet Smart allows pets in the store.

ANYWAYS! I will also require a massage daily.

Silence.... Yes I'm going to give my dog a massage every day (sarcasm)

Humph. Fine I'll get Daffodil to do it. She really does it good with her claws. So the brushing goes with the grooming trips. And the walks, hey a girls gotta get her exercise!

I agree there! I mean look at your-

It's FUR!!! Mostly...
So I'm also going to have some pool days well not getting in the water but being ME! And then the other stuff I just will totally love doing! Especially shopping!

It's your bed time! Until next time Stay FA-

Hey I say that!... Until next time Stay FABULOUS!!

Dog Park Debut

Stay FABULOUS!!!

Boredom + Bored= BORED BOREDOM!!!

Hey it's me Roxie and I have been BORED OUT OF MY MIND!!! Don't believe me? The most exiting thing I did this week was grab some wrapper from Sierra's backpack! Yeah I know. It's is like this because it is so called TAKS week this week at school for Sierra and all she's been doing is study, text, eat and repeat! I need something to do!!! So while she's worried about whether she will make it through the 6th grade I'm here.....Yeah that's it I'm just here because I have nothing better to do! OMG, what do I do when the humans are like this??? Please HELP ME!!! Time for dinner, I hope deer broke into the garage and ate all the yucky cardboard stuff and left all the juicy chickeny part!!! Let's see, until next time...
Stay FABULOUS!!!

Easter Attacks!!!

As you guys know Easter was a couple days ago and well being my first Easter that ATTACKED!!! And I wasn't expecting what I got.....
Check it out...









Scary right? Well at least the cat got some of it. Oh, no here comes Sierra's sister with the last egg. Gotta run... Until next time..
Stay FABULOUS!!!

My 1st TRAIL!!!

Hey guys I'm back from my 1st ever trial! Guess what I placed 1st!!! Yep, in the jumpers!!! There was people in the corners of the course when I came toward them they turned away, I thought something was wrong so I went closer. Well by the 3rd run I figured out that Mom didn't want me to go near them.... Oh well, here is a video of the trial...





And here is my friend Tippy and her owner Debbie!





We all did pretty good! There is still celebrating going on!!! I feel like even more of a star than I was before! Oh, no the paparazzi are back... Until next time... Stay FABULOUS!!!

Competition Training

Here is ME, Roxie training and well, do you have any tips?
We did good on that one! :D

I had to go back A LOT!!! So any advice? I feel like we are going to crash and burn at the competition! I don't know what to do! See we have been getting all prettied up so we can look good but, well I can't believe I'm saying this, I'm getting tired of grooming!!! I know unbelievable right? Speaking if which, I think I hear the clippers! Gotta go!

Stay FABULOUS!!!

Wet Tunnel

Hey everyone guess what happened that I will NOT allow! It rained a couple days ago and MY TUNNEL got wet!!! And Sierra just expects me to go on through after she shakes it out a little? NOWAY!!! NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!!! But, she made me go through and when I felt that water on my paws I ran out of there soooooo fast! Well at least I got a treat for that! OMG here we go again Sierra is calling so until next time... Stay FABULOUS!!!

Happy B-Day Roxie!!!

Well my birthday was today!!! OMG it was soooo FABULOUS!!! I got a T-Shirt, a Hat a cake and soooo much more!!! Here are some pics!

Well I think it's time to get into the rest of the cake so until next time...
Stay FABULOUS!!!

Easter's Not the Only Holiday Coming up!!!

Everyone guess what!!! It's my birthday this weekend. Well, not my actual Birthday just when I was adopted. But, hey who doesn't want to celebrate yours truly? Anyways, I hear I'm going to have a big party!!! Grammy's coming!!! Have we discussed Grammy? I think not. That must be addressed immediately!!! Well, Grammy is Sierra's grandmother and when I go to visit her (she's only a block away) I get tons of treats, I get to do some couch lounging, and she makes me clothes!!! She is awesome!!! Happy birthday to me happy birthday to me happy... Stay FABULOUS!!!

Bad Dog?

Hello again you know who it is, me Roxie! So you know how Dyno's is always bragging about his sniffer 2000 or whatever? Well he's not the only one with a great schnoz around here. NO not BELLA!!! Me! Yes! A poodle can be a good sniffer! And I proved just that to Dyno a few days ago. Here's what happened:



So there I am it's night time and Sierra is in her bed reading her book Dyno is in the crate (poops inside) and I am sniffing around Sierra's room. There I am searching through her trash can when all of a sudden I pick up something that smells simply wonderful. Something you humans call chocolate ice cream! YUMMY!!! I followed the scent under Sierra's bed and back around to behind her chair. I stuck my nose in there and found... well...see for your self!



Well I guess I can't lick the wrapper all the time, but when no one is around I can sniff out stuff with crumbs still inside the recycling bin is like a gold mine! Huh? What is that smell? Got to go... Until next time... Stay FABULOUS!!!

Giant Roxie

I recently went on a trip to Odessa, Texas, to visit family. And one of the family members owned a dog smaller that me it was the size of a teacup!!! NO JOKE!!! Check it out!
Now I am Roxie the Giant. Oops! Here comes Jack climbing the beanstalk. So until next time...

Stay FABULOUS!!!